Listen....

In my opinion, the only thing that has the power to make our film remotely successful is the soundtrack. However, then, we have the issue of not being able to use copyrighted material..
BUUTTTt we have a plan!  Being the talented people that we are, if we can't find an non-copyrighted version of the sound we want, we can recreate the song/music with our own instruments!
e.g, yesterday, simply due to boredom, I learnt to play this song which creates a mellow, sad atmosphere without being too depressing...

However, the slow pace of this song, and the boring pace of the movie itself is surely enough to put our audience to sleep... So we must thing of something better....

But what???

maybe this??  but this sounds a little tooooo down I guess

ahh decisions decisionss....